A satirical look at three different families and the trials they face in each of their own uniquely comedic ways.
4x12 - Party Crasher
Haley and Alex on 5x20 - Australia
get to know me meme: favorite relationships [1/5] → Phil & Haley Dunphy”I’m going after her. This little chicken game may work for your dad, but it doesn’t work for me. That’s my little girl. I need her to know that no guy on Earth is good enough for her. Let alone some slimy, middle-aged jean salesman.”
"Here’s the thing about nice, quiet dorks like Andy… you get over us much faster than we get over you."
"Sometimes the hardest part it’s figuring out what you want."
"Yeah, that’s what I thought. I’ll see you.”
"I don’t think Beth is worth it." "You don’t even know Beth." "Er, I think I do. I think I’ve been her… Let me guess, for every ten letters you write, she writes one. She’s always the one who ends the phonecall. You happen to mention when your birthday is coming up because you know, deep down, she’s already forgotten it. Meanwhile, she gives you just enough to keep you on the hook.”